jpgay:

why have a dumb baby when u can own like 6 dogs 

tagged → #nsfw #nws

highkingofskyrim:

ohplesiosaur:

Cuttlefish gifs, part two.

Source: x

you exist because we allow it

you will end because we demand it

tagged → #gif
startnostatic:

tanksquid:

startnostatic:

tanksquid:

Well, okay then. Hashbrowns coming up after I melt into a puddle on the floor for the next six hours.

It’s in the fridge, I made it iced.

Don’t play with my heart like this.

Not sure if referencing the fact that it’s iced, or letting you believe I forgot. Both?
(Also, please. Playing with your heart’s in my job description, here.)

Both, but it’ll do. We’ll discuss the rest of it when your hands aren’t covered in potato grease.

startnostatic:

tanksquid:

startnostatic:

tanksquid:

Well, okay then. Hashbrowns coming up after I melt into a puddle on the floor for the next six hours.

It’s in the fridge, I made it iced.

Don’t play with my heart like this.

Not sure if referencing the fact that it’s iced, or letting you believe I forgot. Both?

(Also, please. Playing with your heart’s in my job description, here.)

Both, but it’ll do. We’ll discuss the rest of it when your hands aren’t covered in potato grease.

startnostatic:

tanksquid:

Well, okay then. Hashbrowns coming up after I melt into a puddle on the floor for the next six hours.

It’s in the fridge, I made it iced.

Don’t play with my heart like this.

startnostatic:

tanksquid:

Well, okay then. Hashbrowns coming up after I melt into a puddle on the floor for the next six hours.

It’s in the fridge, I made it iced.

Don’t play with my heart like this.

startnostatic:

tanksquid:

startnostatic:

tanksquid:

startnostatic:





The negotiations shall not continue until I smell food, hon.

Fine. Hash browns coming up.

Can I talk you into hash browns with a side of extra convincing? ;)

That depends on whether anyone made coffee.

I don’t know, did you?

Well, okay then. Hashbrowns coming up after I melt into a puddle on the floor for the next six hours.

startnostatic:

tanksquid:

startnostatic:

tanksquid:

startnostatic:

The negotiations shall not continue until I smell food, hon.

Fine. Hash browns coming up.

Can I talk you into hash browns with a side of extra convincing? ;)

That depends on whether anyone made coffee.

I don’t know, did you?

Well, okay then. Hashbrowns coming up after I melt into a puddle on the floor for the next six hours.

startnostatic:

tanksquid:

startnostatic:





The negotiations shall not continue until I smell food, hon.

Fine. Hash browns coming up.

Can I talk you into hash browns with a side of extra convincing? ;)

That depends on whether anyone made coffee.

startnostatic:

tanksquid:

startnostatic:

The negotiations shall not continue until I smell food, hon.

Fine. Hash browns coming up.

Can I talk you into hash browns with a side of extra convincing? ;)

That depends on whether anyone made coffee.

startnostatic:

tanksquid:

startnostatic:

tanksquid:

startnostatic:

tanksquid:

…My vests or your vests?

Both, yours still fit me.

Yeah, but mine are mostly flannel and fake down and you hate them. You’re probably going to get rid of them anyway.

Well, yes, mine are the important ones here.
Do you really want me to have to get rid of them.

What if we found you a replacement? Like a nice jacket?

The negotiations shall not continue until I smell food, hon.

Fine. Hash browns coming up.

startnostatic:

tanksquid:

startnostatic:

tanksquid:

startnostatic:

tanksquid:

…My vests or your vests?

Both, yours still fit me.

Yeah, but mine are mostly flannel and fake down and you hate them. You’re probably going to get rid of them anyway.

Well, yes, mine are the important ones here.

Do you really want me to have to get rid of them.

What if we found you a replacement? Like a nice jacket?

The negotiations shall not continue until I smell food, hon.

Fine. Hash browns coming up.

startnostatic:

tanksquid:

startnostatic:

tanksquid:

…My vests or your vests?

Both, yours still fit me.

Yeah, but mine are mostly flannel and fake down and you hate them. You’re probably going to get rid of them anyway.

Well, yes, mine are the important ones here.
Do you really want me to have to get rid of them.

What if we found you a replacement? Like a nice jacket?

startnostatic:

tanksquid:

startnostatic:

tanksquid:

…My vests or your vests?

Both, yours still fit me.

Yeah, but mine are mostly flannel and fake down and you hate them. You’re probably going to get rid of them anyway.

Well, yes, mine are the important ones here.

Do you really want me to have to get rid of them.

What if we found you a replacement? Like a nice jacket?